We have astronauts drinking in space, senators playing WoW, and "open minded religious thinkers" claiming Harry Potter is in fact the devil - not to be confused with the far more dangerous super devil. Reality check: what the fuck is going on?
After first hearing about this drunk-astronaut-fiasco, I had assumed they were high, due to Charles Gibson's clever headline of "before blasting into space astronauts got blasted" which reminded me of the term "rocketed" (gee, can you see the connection?) which is synonymous with stoned, baked, etc. This immediately excited me, but then I found out they were drunk. I don't really have a problem with this - there isn't much to hit in space, god forbid they fly drunk into another life form - but I'd think it would be much more exciting to go into space high. At least that's what I'd do. Then again that could be why I'm not an astronaut...yet.
Sadly however, this means NASA will most likely instate rules where there have only been "honored traditions" in the past, creating "space laws" for sex, drugs, and well, drugs. At least we've had some experiments with this already, apparently space sex leads directly to middle-aged love triangles with crazy revenge seeking space pioneers. Imagine the possibility of a space trip trip. I bet we could find willing volunteers somewhere.
Senators playing WoW? Not a big deal. Unless of course they raid. Then we may discover segments of "absence of office due to personal reasons," until of course they get more purplz.
As for the people claiming Harry Potter to be satanic? El oh el. There isn't much to say - the internet is a place for expressing your opinions and starting anti-anything that exists cults.
Online cults. Sounds creepy? You betcha. Click here to see a list of more creepy shit on the internet.
Something fitting.
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