Seven Weeks of Baseball and Lying Bastards

Now Serving Trader Joe's Jade Oolong Tea

"There's a book out, it's called 'Seven Weeks to Emotional Healing,' and in it he talks about how especially in winter - I've tried this and it really works - it helps to just bring in flowers." Seven Four-Hour Work-Weeks to Emotional Outsourcing, that's my new self-help book.

Dane Cook is still funny, but today, he lost his sanctity. Not only did I see him on an All-Star game commercial plugging TBS/FOX's coverage of the playoffs, he wasn't even attempting to make jokes. No longer is he exempt from the judgement of young adult males, as are Tenacious D, Bob Barker, William Shatner, 300, etc. (For a while at least, you can inquire further at MLB's website.)

"Net competition advocates continuing a free market Internet and opposes a 'socialized-Internet.' Net neutrality advocates activist regulation of broadband prices, terms, and conditions." That's from Net Competition, a website that opposes net neutrality (on the grounds that it's socialist and it would put activists in charge of their internets). This is their list of members.