Stumbling

Now Serving More Interwebby Goodness

Pandora Radio had better Watch Out. So many new age projects! So many revolutions and bright futures! I can't see any more.

I think this confuses some things, but it's definitely interesting.

Dial a Human! Oh, man! That's classic! Before I go off mocking somebody for the fact that this thing exists, I'm going to bookmark it...what? I don't actually call those numbers, heavens no! I'm not a consumer, I swear...

Nothing new in this one, just kinda clever...

You could have a lot of demographic fun analyzing this gas-map. Is gas in higher demand, generally, in western states?

I wonder if this artist is affiliated with Depthcore at all? Either way, I've been led to Desktopography by him.

"We're the Same Capitalists as You"

Now Serving Survival Knowledge

And if you don't like it, talk to Alexander Litvinenko!

Everyone's talking about the western media bias regarding the war in Georgia. I'll admit it's not a clear-cut case of good vs. evil, but it's hard to ignore the massive quantities of evil produced by the Russian mob.

Meanwhile: which one is the Grand Oil Party again?

And You Can Safely Microwave Plastic, Too

Now Serving BPA, because it builds character

The FDA is Looking Out for You, but not really. They're drinking the kool-aid put out by the American Chemistry Council (read: the industry that benefits from BPA being legal) and their Lies, Courtesy of a Google Sponsored Link. I think the kool-aid has been spiked, with lots of dollars.

So...Failure Drug Administration? Food and Drug Approval? Fiscally Drugged Assholes? I can't settle on one.

Greater Chain of Bullying

Now Serving Savagery

United States
Russia
Georgia
South Ossetia
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"journalists"
me

The War on Terror: Railing hopelessly since 2001.

I think the kicker, for me, has been watching Sean Hannity tell a woman from the Westboro Baptist Church that she was "soulless, thoughtless, mean human being." Man, that's a hoot. That's Daily Show material, right there.

If you're like me, and you like laughing, watch Louis Theroux's time with them.

This is Why I Don't Trust Barack Obama

Now Serving Betrayal, Again

I'll Stand By This Accusation With a Straight Face, Thank You Very Much.

Extra Bonus Game Time - Courtesy of the Political Compass' "Iconochasms" quiz!

"Who in 1997 championed the privatization of California's National Oil Reserve, and the subsequent drilling by Occidental that resulted in serious environmental damage, destruction to a sacred Indian burial ground and a windfall for his family trust's Occidental stocks? (Occidental also put a pipeline through the Colombian rain forest.)"

a) Robert Redford
b) Al Gore
c) Ralph Nader
d) David Cobb

"Who said that the introduction of nuclear power will both provide for the growing needs of Iran's economy and free remaining oil reserves for export or conversion to petrochemicals?"

a) Henry Kissinger
b) Dick Cheney
c) Paul Wolfowitz
d) Donald Rumsfeld

"Who
(1) worked for Senator McCarthy during his red witch hunts and
(2) permitted J.Edgar Hoover to wiretap Martin Luther King?"

a) J.K. Galbraith
b) Robert Kennedy
c) George McGovern
d) Ted Kennedy

For answers (and the entire quiz), I again direct you to The Political Compass' "Ichonocasms" quiz.

Now, I know what you're saying. "Tell me about something that actually has to do with Obama." Alright, okay - if you insist.

Chasing My Tail

Today I smoked Al Capone's operations in Honduras.

Optimists forge ahead, pleasing everyone. T. Boone Pickens and Steve Jobs buy clothing from American Apparel. The miracles we impatiently wait for eventually arrive and we all celebrate, hugging enemies with growing warmth and good cheer. Everyone has a beer.

...I'm out of beer.

One of my friends thinks that Vladimir Putin is the antichrist. I wonder what these past few days have been like for him? I wonder how this relates to his motivations, desires, and long-term intentions?