Today I smoked Al Capone's operations in Honduras.
Optimists forge ahead, pleasing everyone. T. Boone Pickens and Steve Jobs buy clothing from American Apparel. The miracles we impatiently wait for eventually arrive and we all celebrate, hugging enemies with growing warmth and good cheer. Everyone has a beer.
...I'm out of beer.
One of my friends thinks that Vladimir Putin is the antichrist. I wonder what these past few days have been like for him? I wonder how this relates to his motivations, desires, and long-term intentions?
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3 comments:
I dont get it....do you read what you write? or do you dictate it to a toy poodle on speed and have him dance on your keyboard whilst you dangle a bit of hot dog above him on a fishing pole?
Both, although I use a live poodle. Toy poodles don't tend to react to speed, or dangling hot dogs.
Other than that, though, it seems you've discovered my secret. That is also the reason for the post being titled "chasing my tail."
Sigh
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/toypoodle.htm
that is all
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