Now Serving The Most Metal Thing to Come Out of Mexico Since Diego Rivera
Next thing you know, Mexico will have musical-genre-oriented political parties. There will be genre discrimination...the "metal fountain" and the "emo fountain" (one will have blood instead of water, but I'm not sure which)...now, where are the Indie Mexicans in all of this? Will they be inspired to take up arms against lovers of commercial music?
With any luck, this will spread up north. It would be a great way to get people into politics! No one gives a rat's ass about which of two slimebags they vote for, but they're willing to kill over taste in music!
And in the grand scheme of things, what's really important? Let the Master swipe our rights and property from under our noses, so long as we don't have any emo kids representing our culture's music. At least history will remember us as suckers with good taste.
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