Someday, I'm going to write a musical with a prostitute character in it. When it comes her turn to sing a musical number, and the orchestra begins to play, the script will call for her to enter a coughing fit. She will have a few false starts, ultimately leaving the crowd without any songs that legitimize slavery.
Someday, after they've legalized marijuana, the day it was legalized will be annually commemorated with an NBA game between the Portland Trailblazers and the Denver Nuggets. During the pregame show, the sportscasters will toke up.
"And now, we hope you at home have the good fortune to be able to join us in a time-honored tradition here at the Billabong Glass Bowl [that's what they'll call the game, sponsored by Billabong]."
"I'm definitely looking forward to this, Doug. This game is always a fun one."
"Aaahhhh..."
"Aw, YEAH, that is the good stuff right there, ladies and gentlemen."
"WOO!" *stands up and slams table* "It's time for some BASKETBALL, knowmsayin mm-HMM!"
"Hahaha, that's what I'm talking about! He's excited, folks!"
"Blurp meep blurp, hehe, blurble-dee-boo."
...
"Bob is starting to lose it again, hahaha!"
"Where do you get those noises from, Coach Bob?"
"Hehehehehehehehehehe. He said 'noises.'"
"Hahaha, oh, my - oh shit th
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