"As you will see, all of the course readings are on Angel, so you do not need to purchase any text books."
We Still Suck
I'm sorry, what's this "football" you speak of?
They should start making this shirt in Green and White.
Or, perhaps, it's presently appropriate to have in Maroon.* Here's what our school newspaper took away from that game: "Wow, our fans are awesome! Isn't that great?" Almost as great as when they published a newspaper-poster of Zeke the Wonder Dog instead of a player. (That was the most popular football-related door poster in the dorms.)
I don't know why we didn't just leave the front page for basketball or hockey or something. At least when I youtube "MSU BC," I can still find the NCAA Hockey national championship game.
In related news, I'm grateful to the Ann Arbor News for waiting until I was safely out of town before publishing the last letter on this page. I hope I'm safe, at least. Some of these freshmen still cling to old loyalties...
*Actually, these are the most appropriate colors for a college soccer shirt.
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