I've got a window to the cafeteria.
If I open the glass shutters,
I can sniff through and smell the
oven-cooked Gordon Food Service pizzas,
the grilled Angus steak patties,
the MSU Bakery cookies.

It's terrible because
if I open the glass shutters,
I can stop and listen to the
polemical discourse of birds.
As a follower of avian politics, I find the
olfactory advertising distracting.